I literally laughed all the way through that oh my god
(whispers) i found the vegan
Someone needs to make dramatic reading from that
I’ve never used the word “exasperating” in my vocab ever.
Lmaoooo he said “buy me some earplugs too”
He is too grown lmao 😂😂
Lololol this was hilarious
And he used it CORRECTLY
why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs
Sunlight, by Axel Marazzi. More on my Instagram.
That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve.
That is the sickest shit ever
i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it go’ as he builds his little icy webby fortress.
BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING
It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7-11 store. So, you can sell breasts, but you cannot wear breasts, in America.
Violet Rose (via c-icatrix)
This is one of my favorite quotes about sexualization/objectification vs autonomy of female bodies bc it’s so succinct
i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school bc none of that is me
at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal
Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.
the greatest thing i have ever read (via seabelle
I love it when people compliment my hair like thank you I grew it myself
now i’m not saying you’re an idiot but everyone else is
Choose Your Own Adventure
I'm Elyse. I'm 17, a freshman at Aquinas, and if you were led to my blog, than obviously you have good taste. Lol. Seriously though, this is where all good things come to be. I like things to do with books, hot boys, movies, good TV shows like Doctor Who, Supernatural and Reign, One Direction, Ed Sheeran, quotes that make me feel something, photography that inspires me, people that aren't afraid to speak their mind, my many ships (trust me, there's a LOT...see the link for them all? and lots of other random things that I seem to enjoy:) So stick around for a while and see what happens. Because if you're with me, than you know a good time is guaranteed:)